see you in disneyland

hi i'm helena

sushi master

serial killer afficionado


Anonymous said: I thought you were a lesbian?

definitely prefer girls yes but probability of running into a girl that likes girls in a club and knowing it??? near non existent…. although i did bump into that girl i used to like from football and her ex girlfriend (they broke up bc of me lmao) that was awk

  -  2 September

funniest thing happened last night i’m still dying

i was tashing on with this random lad bc all my friends were busy with others and he asked my name and i was like “it’s helena” and he had this look of realisation and was like ‘oh damn’ and i was like “what no tell me please what” and was begging him to tell me how he knew me and he was like “it’s charlie….. charles” and i had 0 clue, then he said “have you just been in new york” i was like “holy heck did i match you on tinder” and we both burst into a fit of laughter

i can’t breathe we matched on tinder in NY and ended up in the same british club getting off 




this…is so…ADORABLE!

Her little voice with her lil accent!!!!

She would never get in trouble.


replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less