hi i'm helena
serial killer afficionado·
Anonymous said: I thought you were a lesbian?
definitely prefer girls yes but probability of running into a girl that likes girls in a club and knowing it??? near non existent…. although i did bump into that girl i used to like from football and her ex girlfriend (they broke up bc of me lmao) that was awk
funniest thing happened last night i’m still dying
i was tashing on with this random lad bc all my friends were busy with others and he asked my name and i was like “it’s helena” and he had this look of realisation and was like ‘oh damn’ and i was like “what no tell me please what” and was begging him to tell me how he knew me and he was like “it’s charlie….. charles” and i had 0 clue, then he said “have you just been in new york” i was like “holy heck did i match you on tinder” and we both burst into a fit of laughter
i can’t breathe we matched on tinder in NY and ended up in the same british club getting off
Her little voice with her lil accent!!!!
She would never get in trouble.